Office Survival Kits

Office Survival Kit

The indispensable new tool for your work life from the author of the popular Boyfriend Training Kit and Parent Training Kit.

The Office Survival Kit is all you need to achieve your primary objective: to do as little work as possible while retaining your job. Learn how to properly use the euphemism “She’s in a meeting,” become confident in making personal calls while seemingly working your socks off, and then move on to advanced excuse making, before finally becoming an expert in thwarting the rise of your less clued-in colleagues. Includes such must-have work accessories as equipment stickers, the vital Wheel of Bulls**t, and – for when you’ve exhausted all the possibilities in your current place of employment – a sample letter of resignation.

List Price: $ 9.95
Price: $ 0.01

Mayday Family Package I – Emergency Safety Preparedness 72 Hour Kit And Pet Survival Kit For Dogs – Disaster Survival Gear Kits For Home, Work, School, And Office And Prepare For Hurricane Storm, Flood Evacuation, Fire, Or Terrorist Attack

Prepare the entire family, you and your pets, with this combo package for a four person household and the family dog. This Combo package the deluxe 4 Person Emergency Kit AND the Pet Survival Kit for Dogs. The deluxe emergency Honey Bucket kit has everything you need for 72 hour emergency relief and comes in this convenient bucket that is easy to store. Kit is equipped for 4 people. Includes: 1Honey Bucket w/Lid, 42400 Calorie Food Bar, 4Solar Blanket, 24Pouches of Water, 4-Dust mask, 4- Ponchos, 12- Liners &Chemicals, 6- Wet Naps, 1 12 hour light stick, 154 Piece First Aid Kit, 1 radio/flashlight/siren, 1- Gas & Water Shut Off Tool, 1 Pair Leather Palm Gloves, 1- T-5 Chemical Disinfectant, 50 Water Purification Tablets, 50 Waterproof matches, 1-Utility Knife, 1- 5 N 1 Whistle, 1- Roll Duct Tape, 1-15 Pry Bar

The 38 Piece DoGoneIt Kit for Dogs includes: 2-Food packets. 2-Blankets, 2-Lightsticks, 2-Dog Bowls, 1-Tennis ball, 1-3gal. Bucket w/Lid, 12-Water, 1-50′ Rope, 1-Collar, 6-Poop Bags, 3-Chew Sticks, 1-Can Opener, 1-Bloodstopper, 1-Leash, 1-58 pc First Aid Kit, 1-Pet Disaster Information

• Deluxe 4 Person Honey Bucket Emergency Kit
• 72 Hour Emergency Preparedness for the Entire Family and a Pet
• 5 year shelf life food and water
• 5 year shelf life food and water for dogs

Price: $ 129.00

First Aid Kit 234 Pieces Exceeds OSHA Guidlines Emergency Preparedness for Survival Kit, Home, Office, Auto

Product Description
Ultimate First Aid Kit
The Rapid Care First Aid Kit includes a variety of first aid pieces that will treat cuts & scrapes, stings, bites, sprains, bruises, burns & more.

Contents
Bandages – Minor Cuts & Scrapes
30 – Plastic Bandages 3/4 x 3
50 – Plastic Bandages 1 x 3
20 – Plastic Bandages 3/8 x 1 3/4
3 – Knuckle Bandages
3 – Butterfly Closures
3 – Fingertip Bandages

Injury Treatment Wound Prepartion
1 – Eye Pad
1 – Triangular Bandage 40×40x56
4 – Gauze Pads 4 x 4 (2 per pack)
4 – Gauze Pads 3 x 3 (2 per pack)
4 – Gauze Pads 2 x 2 (2 per pack)
1 – 2 Rolled Gauze
1 – 4 Rolled Gauze
1 – Gauze Trauma Pad 5 x 9
30 – Alcohol Cleansing Pads
20 – Antiseptic Towelettes
20 – Cotton Swabs
2 – Adhesive Tape Roll

Sprains, Bruises, Burns & Stings
4 – Finger Splits
1 – 2 Elastic Bandage
1 – 5 x 6 Instant Cold Pack
10 – Burn/First Aid Cream
10 – Sting Relief Pads

Instruments
1 – Tweezer
4 – Examination Gloves (bagged)
1 – CPR Barrier
1 – Filtration Mask
1 – First Aid Guide
1 – Emergency Blanket
1 – Reusable Case w/ Wall Mountable Bracket

Exceeds OSHA Guidelines 1910.15 – ANSI Z308.1 – 2003
According to ANSI Z308.1-2003, first kits that are to be used in a mobile and/or outdoor setting, must be of the Type III class. Type III first aid kits must be corrosion and moisture resistant, as well as impact resistant. Type III first aid kits must have a handle and a means of mounting them in a fixed location.

• Bandages – Minor Cuts & Scrapes
• Injury Treatment Wound Prepartion
• Sprains, Bruises, Burns & Stings
• Instruments
• Exceeds OSHA Guidelines 1910.15 – ANSI Z308.1 – 2003

Price: $ 24.95

10 Person Deluxe Survival Kit

Food and Water:
10 Boxes of Aqua Literz -Equivalent to 60 packets of emergency water 5 year shelf-life
10 – 2400 Calorie Food Bars (24,000 Calories) 5-year shelf life
100 Water Purification Tablets
Light and Communication:
Dynamo Radio Flashlight 4 in 1 – AmFm Radio, Siren, 3 LED Flashlight, Cellphone Charger (with adapter included) – NEVER NEEDS BATTERIES
Rechargeable Squeeze Flashlight – 3 LED flashlight which generates and stores power by squeezing the handle (NEVER NEEDS BATTERIES)
36 Hour Emergency Candle
5 – Green Emergency Glow Sticks – lasts for 12 hours            
5-in-1 Survival Whistle – loud shrill whistle (travels over 1 mile) containing a flint starter, signal mirror, compass, and lanyard
Box of 50 Waterproof Matches

Shelter and Warmth:
10 Emergency Survival Blankets
2-Person Tube Tent with Rope
10 Emergency Ponchos with Hood

Tools:
6′ x 8′ Blue Tarp
7-1/2″ Flat Pry Bar
16 Function Knife
2 Pairs of Palm Dotted Working Gloves
Duct Tape – 2″ x 10 yards
10 – N95 Respirator Dust Masks – NIOSH approved

Hygiene and Sanitation:
2 Toilet Bags with Chemicals
10 Hygiene Kits- toothbrush, toothpaste, bar of soap, and 9 wet wipes.
10 Tempo Pocket Tissue Packs
Air Freshener

First Aid:
2 – 42 Piece Portable First Aid Kits – contains 42 pieces – 10 spot bandages, 10 sheer junior,5 sheer medium, 5 sheer strips, 2 antibacterial, 3 clear strips, 2 fabric strips, 1 extra large, 2 alcohol pads, and 2 gauze pads
2 Guardian First Aid Essentials Kits – 1 Trauma Dressing (5″x9″), 3 Sunscreen Lotion Packs, 1 Sting Relief Prep Pad, 1 Burn Cream Pack, 4 Non-Aspirin Tablets, 4 Antacid Tablets, 4 Ibuprofen Tablets, 1 Lip Ointment Pack, 1 Antibiotic Ointment Pack, 1 Pair of Vinyl (non latex) Gloves, 2 Finger Splints, 10 Cotton Tip Applicators, 1 Roll of First Aid Tape, 1 Roll of Gauze Dressing, and a First Aid Instruction Guide

Other:
2 Decks of playing cards for entertainment

• 10 Person , 72 Hr Kit of Emergency Food,Water and Supplies
• Perfect for Home, Office, Anywhere
• A great way to make sure everyone is protected in an emergency
• Created by Experts in Emergency Preparedness

Price: $ 159.00

Emergency Disaster Preparedness Deluxe Office Emergency Kit – 10 Person Earthquake, Flood, Fire, Tornado, Hurricane or Man-Made Disasters

This kit was designed with workplaces in mind where there might be more people to consider in an emergency. However, this kit could be used in any location or by any group of people in an emergency situation. The bucket is designed to be used as a toilet in emergency situations.

This kit includes:

0 – 2400 Cal Food Ration
10 – 25 oz. Water Packs
10 – Solar Blankets
1 – 8×10 Blue Tarp
2 – Work Gloves (pair)
50 – Germicidal Tablets
12 – Toilet Liners
10 – Wet Naps
50 – Waterproof Matches
1 – AM/FM Solar Radio
6 – 12 Hour Light Sticks
1 – 123 Piece First Aid Kit
1 – 5 pack of Candles
5 – Latex Gloves (pair)
1 – Toilet Chemicals
1 – 15″ Pry Bar
1 – “D” Cell Flashlight
2 – Alkaline Batteries
1 – 300′ Caution Tape
10 – Dust Masks
2 – Port-a-Potties

• Be ready for any emergency at home or work
• Food and water has a 5 year shelf life, U.S. Coast Guard approved
• This Kit has more gear to keep you protected in the event of an emergency
• Designed for any type of emergency, including hurricanes and floods

List Price: $ 260.00
Price: $ 165.00

Sew Fast Sew Easy’s Survival Sewing Kit Sewing Notions and Supplies

- Scissors (Stitch & Bitch branded)(right-handed, get left-handed kit here)
- Clear and flexible ruler (18″ by 2″)
- Measuring tape (Stitch & Bitch branded)
- Tracing wheel
- Tracing paper
- Tailor’s chalk
- Iris Swiss Super Fine Pins (made in Switerland)
- Seam ripper
- Magnetic seam guide (Stitch & Bitch branded)
- Fuse tape/Stitch Witchery
- Thread
- Elastic (white)
- Hand sewing needles

• The Sewing Kit to go with your Sew Fast Sew Easy sewing book
• Gingher right handed scissors
• Stitch and Bitch Cafe Tote Bag
• Magnetic Seam Guide
• All the sewing notions you need to get you sewing for many projects to come!

Rating: (out of 2 reviews)

Price: $ 90.50

Artist’s Mini Survival Kit – Artist’s Mini Survival Kit

A handy, take-along bag with all the products needed for safe, easy arts-and-crafts clean-up.

Price: $ 5.00